How To Save Money Buy Taking Shorter Showers
[I first published this article October 22, 2007 on Yahoo Contributors Network. Today, the advice still sound. You can still save a lot of money on water and electricity or natural gas buy taking shorter showers.]
Due to the severe drought conditions in much of the Southeastern United States, Georgia's Governor Sonny Perdue has declared that October 2007 is "take a Shorter Shower" month. But, many of us morning zombies don't wake up until we've actually been in the shower for a full ten minutes.
We often find that we have wasted plenty of precious water before we
are even fully conscious. Clearly taking a shorter shower is an acquired
skill. But, as Atlanta's reservoirs drain precipitously below 120 days
of water, the skill of short shower taking is clearly worth acquiring.
Here are eight easy ways to take a shorter shower:
1) Don't
Perform Any Extra Rituals in the Shower. Some people shave in the
shower. Some people brush their teeth. There are many things to do in
the shower other than wash, shampoo, rinse, and get out. If you drop the
extra rituals and stick to the essential business of getting clean, you
are bound to save time and water.
2) Pretend You Are in the
Navy. On Navy ships, water has traditionally been a precious commodity.
To conserve it, sailors were advised to turn on the water, get wet, turn
off the water, soap up, shampoo, and then turn on the water again to
rinse off. The entire operation should only take five minutes. At least
this is what my dad, a Navy veteran, always told my brother and me when
we were growing up. Since I've never served in the Navy, it's entirely
possible that my dad was just trying to save money on the water bill.
3) Watch the Clock. If you have a wall clock, place it where you can
see it from the shower. You may have to replace your current shower
curtain with one of the transparent variety. If your bathroom gets so
steamy that you can no longer see your clock, it's long past time to get
out of the shower.
4) Race the Timer. If a wall clock isn't
motivation enough, get an inexpensive kitchen timer. Give yourself seven
minutes and try to complete your shower before the egg timer bell goes
off. If you are successful, try shaving a minute or two off of your time
each week. Eventually, your shower should take no more than 15 seconds.
However, if you get soap suds in your eyes on the way to work, you may
have to give yourself more time.
5) Dance to the Music. Play a
single track on an MP3 player in the bathroom. When the song is over, so
is your shower. But, remember it's not fair to play Golden Earring's
"Radar Love."
6) Shower with the Dog. You could always try
locking your dog in the bathroom with you. If your dog has been sleeping
all night and has to go out, he'll let you know. You can probably count
on him barking at you within two or three minutes. The thought of your
dog using your bathroom as a bathroom should provide extra motivation to
get out of the shower and let him out quickly. Make sure you wear a
bathrobe when you let your dog out. Otherwise, the PETA protestors
outside your door may see you naked.
7) Have Your Spouse Make it
Cold. If you have been cheating with these other methods and giving
yourself a little too much extra time, you obviously need someone to
stage an intervention. Have your spouse sneak in and turn the water to
cold after five minutes. Fear can be a powerful motivation to take a
quick shower.
8) Keep it Cold. Nothing makes you move quicker in
the shower than running out of hot water. If you start your shower cold
and keep it cold for the entire shower, you will find yourself
showering at a frenetic pace. By using the polar bear alternative, you
will be in and out in no time and you'll be sure to take the shortest
possible shower.
According to the Environmental Protection Agency, showering accounts for about 17 percent of all indoor residential water use. So, if these tips don't work for you, go out and find a low-flow showerhead!